Sam

the most amazing and gorgeous blerd on the planet :)
i love you so much, i always will <3

amber<3sam

by avagambvager September 9, 2011

Sam

A geezer who fucks his 12 year old girlfriend on the daily even though he is 17

Clive- Oi Sam wanna play ten pin bowling
Sam- Nah I'm busy. My girlfriend who is 12 is coming over for some slurp time
Clive- That's borderline pedophilia, are you a pedophile

Sam- Nah although I'm looking at the age of 11 next

by Cooneyes May 20, 2019

SAM

AN EXTRA ASS BITCH.

"SAM! WHY ARE YOU SO EXTRA"
"IDK I WAS BORN THAT WAY"

by 2FLYKRISTY June 28, 2016

Sam

The most gorgeous girl ever. She's sweet and a great listener. She's funny and loves life

Sam is gorgeous

by Fairy poop March 22, 2017

Sam

Sam is a guy who is a McDonald's Eating Trash nugget he knows what he is saying is wrong but says it anyway

Damn Sam just stfu
Sam you never got hit by a car

by Yeeoit1257 November 3, 2017

sam

Sam is usually know as a bit of a narcissist. she always wants things to go her way. she wants people to compliment everything she does. EVERY topic turns into a past life experience of hers. and no matter want you say she will try to give a history lesson to make her seem smarter than you. She is also known to be a bit of a down it all that won't shut up.

friend 1: ugh I met this really annoying narcissist today.
friend 2: was her name Sam?
friend 1: yeah how did you know.

that new girl Sam is kinda a bitch

Sams are the worst.

by the girl who hates sam June 4, 2018

Sam

Sam is a dick. Plain and simple. He is the most insecure pearson I have ever met and your sure to hate him.

Sam is such a cunt.

by BigusDickus July 19, 2017