Romanian third testicle

Storing weed or other drugs in a kinder-egg toy container tucked in your underwear, near your nuts.

- Yo, look at that guy's crotch! I think he's sporting the Romanian third testicle!
- Damn right.

by MisterDeluge October 10, 2014

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third world problems

When someone doesn't know how to properly use "First World Problems" and accidentally uses "Third" instead. Sometimes, someone named Chad is known to use the term incorrectly - then argue about it indefinitely.

"Your <insert first world problem here> is a thing? Third world problems"

by StephCoast September 12, 2013

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third nipple impulse

The sudden, often irresistible urge to do something incredibly stupid.
Because third nipples are so weird and unnatural, they cause people who have them to do weird and unnatural things.
A good excuse for doing something weird if you do have a third nipple.

"Jonny, WHY did you stick your foot in that glass jar?"
"Third nipple impulse! I couldn't help it!"
"Why did you walk around with it like that?!"
"THIRD NIPPLE IMPULSE!"

by Mrs. Horrible April 3, 2009

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third log syndrome

Anything that can be described as impossible, or defying a set law of the universe; something which has the ability to disrupt the space time continuum.

In Back To The Future Part III, as the third log hits in the locomative, the delorean's front lifts up into the air, which is impossible with the set limits shown in the movie. Third Log Syndrome.

by KevinTehLeet September 18, 2006

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