bad pen pal

You meet a girl on a date, but realize you're not quite ready to get in a relationship. She calls you messy but reluctantly gives you her phone number. She then calls you her best pen pal and you talk every day on the phone. You realize later that life is short and you want more than pen pals. You ask her things like do pen pals kiss and she asks if you want to go to Mexico with her. A few months later, you find yourself renting a house next door to her but not sure how to surprise her with it.

Girl: did your phone get hacked? pen pals don't ask about kissing
Guy: I've been thinking about kissing you, I've been a bad pen pal

by #1penpal September 1, 2022

Pen island

AN ISLAND FULL OF PENISES AND FILLED THE STICKIEST CUM

I AM GOING TO PEN ISLAND IN 2 DAYS

by RIB CAGE July 2, 2022

pen

a usually around 6 inch long, sometimes thin and sometimes thick, kind of plastic pole that has an ink tube inside wich allows the user to write on paper. it is mostly used to torture kids by making them write and learn thing which are not needed in life for 12+ years. though, it can be used in fun ways. for example, spinning a pen casts some sort of magic that makes time go by faster, even if a little bit.

can you teach me how to spin my pen?

by pen spinner December 3, 2023

Pen Is

a way to get around filters. It means penis

(online)

Lemme send you a pic of my pen is.

by Just a Helpful Person January 27, 2019

King Pen-ny

A name of a Dapper and well dressed king.

Man, King Pen-ny is lookin super fly in that suit with those gators on!

by Dapperdandaddy April 14, 2021

african bic pen

is when 20 four colour pens inserted up someones ass one by one and then pulling then all out at once with black shit on them. Them you put them in your mouth and eat all the shit of them.

african bic pen

by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019

Scratcher Pen

A small, battery-powered, rotary tattoo machine that uses cartridges instead of standard tattoo needles. Compared to standard rotary and coil machines, these machines are lighter, easier to use, and cost less, making them popular among amateur tattoo "artists" or scratchers.

While these machines do have their place and are useful for styles like fine line or tiny tattoos, the low price and ease of use makes them popular among amateur artists who really should not be tattooing anything.

Jim bought a scratcher pen off Amazon and started doing tattoos from his dorm room.

by Four Loko Frat Guy December 25, 2023