Gods pen

A metaphor for a man penis as it helps creates life. Also when one uses his penis to draw shapes on social media apps.

“I used my gods pen to draw a heart for my hoe” “I used my gods pen to write some dna bitch”

by Rageberto October 8, 2022

Penning

To pen; A woman takes a recently dead person's penis and inserts it in her vagina and keeps it there until it decomposes

Ana is penning her late husband, that's such a nice thing to do

by The all knowing Fart February 7, 2025

round pen

An act horse people do to get extra energy out of a horse due to too much energy, behavior issues. It is done usually in a 50 ft in diameter round arena type area with higher enclosed walls usually with deep sand to try and break the horse of the outside to focus and to concentrate on the handler. Sometimes, used to break the high spirit of the horse as a submission tactic for a calm, gentler horse. Often a standard practice in the training of coming two year old horses to be ridden under saddle.

With humans, it is an act when an employer runs the employee ragged for submission reasons ie: employer trying to mentally or physically break the employee into quitting, using tactics that are pushing the lines of unfair labor standards.

Coworker 1: Man, I do not get it. It seems like the boss is upset with me because I took some time off and the boss had to cover my shift and James came in the next day for overtime.

Coworker 2: What is going on?

Coworker 1: Well, the boss didn’t like my doctors note. The boss was inconvenienced and covered one of my shifts. Then the boss said they had to pay someone overtime to cover and the boss is mad because of the other employees overtime. Even though the employee took the overtime as comp time in lieu of pay and getting hit on taxes.

Coworker 2: Yeah, I know. Sounds like they are trying to round pen you so you submit and quit because the boss has their buddy lined up to take your job. Be careful- there is a target on your back.

Coworker 1: Yes I know.

by Good Vibes Today June 7, 2025

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

Pen Moocher

A pen moocher is someone who begs for pens from somebody who had just bought a new pack of pens even though they don't really need one at the moment.

Katherine: I had to buy some more pens since I keep losing them at home somehow.
Liz: Can I have one?
Katherine: Do you really need one?
Liz: I might.
Katherine: What happened to the pen I gave you two days ago?
Liz: This one might be better though
Katherine: Such a pen moocher

by Bikki Kobayashi July 20, 2010

Poo Pen

Opposite of a ghost poo, when you keep wiping and poo is still there. The poo is like ink. Poo Pen,

Sam - Dude I went for a shit and I had poo pen and I couldn't stop wiping.

Alex - Just use a baby wipe -you animal.

by Amm2195 September 26, 2020

Pen Trauma

You can't write as you're having a trauma with your pen and there's no other pens close by or you can't get out of a meeting to get a new pen.

When your Bic crumbles in you hand in an exam or in an important meeting you experience Pen Trauma.

by 367squadron June 24, 2011