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Fred

Fred got shingles when he was 15.
GP: You have shingles

Fred: What's shingles? Will make a good instagram story one day though!

GP: What's instagram? Will make a good shingles story right now though!
by GenGordon85 November 22, 2021
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Fuck Fred

A phrase originating from graffiti in the bathrooms of a bar owned by a notoriously nitpicky and narcissistic proprietor named Fred. Known for his deceitful behavior and irritating attention to trivial details, Fred's reputation led to the widespread use of this phrase as an expression of disdain. It has since spread to other bars and restaurants throughout the city, becoming a local symbol of frustration and rebellion against overbearing and dishonest authority figures.
Example:
Person 1: "I can't believe Fred changed the music again. It's awful!"
Person 2: "Ugh, Fuck Fred."
by Duck Fred June 3, 2024
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Fred Smacked

When you talk and talk while only reading one sentence and when someone tries to explain it to you, you just talk over them with non-proven points some more then you end the sentence in "Fred Smack"
youre wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong.... Fred Smacked!
by Just show Proof March 31, 2024
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Fred

Fred has such a massive cock, is an amazing guy, absolutely cracked at video games. He gets all the women and everybody who looks at him loves him.
God Fred is so amazing I wish I was as epic as him.
by Aids.com August 9, 2021
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Fred Weasley

Fred Weasley is @luluswitner ‘s boyfriend. He is the most perfect thing in this world. I love him so so so much.
by luluswitner November 25, 2021
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Déjà Fred

When someone experiences a Déjà vu of a humorous moments. Inspired by the character Fred Elliot from the British Soap Coronation Street who was famous for repeating himself, in particular with the well known phrase 'I say, I say'.
I swear I had a Déjà Fred when you tripped over that Oasis Bottle
by Corrieface November 12, 2020
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Fred

An elusive, large breed of dong known to scare / sexually confuse Mick's all around the world.

It's said that Fred displays a large ring through his helmet as a method of intimidating his potential partners, and weeding out those who do not possess the courage to take him on or ride him into battle.
Mick sure can't take a Fred.
by DixxOnLine November 20, 2020
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