fred trump

The man who forgot to wear a condom. Real estate developer and businessman who was the father of Donald Trump–who, if you don't know for some reason, is basically the second coming of George Bush, but promising to be MUCH worse–and husband of Mary Anne Trump (née MacLeod).
Born October 11, 1905. Died June 25, 1999.
Mary Anne MacLeod: "Fred, did you forget to wear your condom?"
Fred Trump: "What condom?"
by 7568ino December 04, 2024
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Fred Gregory

A Fred Gregory is a sex thing. Both partners lay in bed fully clothed. One partner stands on the bed and reads recipe books aloud for 17 minutes. On the 18th minute, the other partner shits in his or her pants, completing the Fred Gregory.
How was last night?
It was amazing. We did a Fred Gregory. Ruined her pants, but I have a great new recipe for smoked ribs.
by Jim booboo September 05, 2020
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Fred Weasley's Wife

Fred Weasley's Wife is a wonderful girl named Hayden Kosto. She is beautiful and she deserves Fred, Fred deserves her too.

Hayden is amazing but she doesn't think that she is, but she definitely is ♡
"hey, did you hear about Fred Weasley's wife, she is gorgeous!!"
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Do you like Fred Durst

Do you like Fred Durst?
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Fred Loya'd

When the insurance company screws you over or refuses to pay your claim.
I got hit by someone with some shitty car insurance and they FRED LOYA'D me. Its been 6 months and they still haven't fixed my car.
by insurance rokr March 11, 2016
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Hairy Fred

A hairy Fred is a fishing bait made by tuna cowboy lures in the USA.
You have any more of them hairy Freds I'm out.
by BiGDADDYKaNe May 15, 2022
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