Crow FM

British army term for issued amplivox ear defence.
Worn when spending hours polishing boots in the corridor to prevent you from talking.

“Sgt, can we play music while doing our kit?”

“Fuck off you gremlin, crow FM”

“Anyone got Crow FM? This cunt snores like a dying bear”

by Hexy TV November 5, 2019

crows eye

The wrinkles around and attached to the anus

i noticed a few more wrinkles on Maggis crows eye after a long night of Sunday's...

by GDKC December 4, 2017

Crow

The Crow is the most mysterious bird.
He is compared to death and chaos.
He's smart and scary.
He is also a lord !

"All hail Crow and his entire race."
-You

by ItsTacoGuy November 26, 2017

crow moment

a term used to describe the most retarded way of thinking that involves being narcissistic, contradictory, retarded, and retarded. it can also be used to describe the sheer lack of ignorance and budding in for no reason

this guy can't think for himself. that is such a crow moment

by fartsniffer241 March 29, 2024

Crows nest

The crows nest is the space between your cock and balls.

I love it when Stephanie gives me head and licks my crows nest.

by White Unicorn March 14, 2016

Chocolate Crow

The dookie that touches your finger tips when you wipe after taking a dump and the toilet paper tears.

As she wiped, her toilet paper gave way at her finger tips. She had just received a chocolate crow.

by Beestingz126 November 23, 2021

Moisty Crow

A moisty crow is a vagina that is really moist and smelly. Quite disgusting

Bro!!!! Jillian has such a moisty crow. It stinks!

by Samg224 December 19, 2023