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cricketting

The subtle act of stimulating your penis using just your legs by rubbing them together; usually performed in public. Done correctly, cricketing can provide a very stimulating experience.
Dude did you see the girl in the front row, I couldn't stop cricketting, I got jizz in my shoes now
by Dog_vagina June 28, 2015
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Cricket

I’m partial to cricket
by Einnob February 8, 2021
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Lick the cricket

When a woman with diarrhea shits herself and has her clitoris cleaned with a human tongue.
The pigeon lady blew her ass out in the park and now she's asking legless Larry to lick the cricket
by Piratemothafuckinsteve69 July 26, 2022
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Cricket

A person that talks about you all day long but when you're around they have nothing to say
I saw David earlier at the store and he was hating on Ned. Then Ned came around the corner and David stopped talking real quick.....David is such a cricket...
by JonahWills May 29, 2022
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carolina swamp cricket

Any person so ugly and disgusting mosty female from the Carolinas that's also a down right whore who's only concern is the next bit of dick and drugs and who she will use to get them in any way imaginable that's been past around more times than the earth spinns and will do anything for a dollar including selling their family for some dick. Mostly associated with the term part slut or bukakke slut.
If you ask someone to help you find glass roses or chore boy all while scratching ya crotch smelling like last week's piss jar and burnt baking soda chances are you will suvk dick to get it and are nowby classified as a Carolina swamp cricket.
by Babyg98 May 12, 2018
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Deformed cricket

A short person who usually wears the color green. They have some mental problems that is caused by eating to much ice cream. They struggle with facial expressions and usually argue a lot with the most bold comebacks. They have gone through lots of abuse from people with the disease Logan Brain. These things will most likely assault you with comments like “ur bad” or “u doo doo”
Oh wow look at Ryan with the green sweatshirt. He’s such a deformed cricket
by Beautiful condor June 16, 2019
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cricket

It’s the sport you play when you suck at soccer.
Barry sucked at soccer as a youth, so he took up Cricket instead.
by Fred P. Snarffington June 7, 2024
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