when the most beautiful girl who every dude wants to fuck gets with the most handsome guy who every chick wants to fuck
by blackrarity December 9, 2024

by An0nym0u5 ;) :) January 1, 2016

When a couple watches a show together, and neither of the parts are allowed to watch the show when they're not together. They watch the show together. They are couple watching.
Person 1: "Oh, have you watched Euphoria?"
Person 2: "Yes! I'm couple watching it with my boyfriend"
Person 2: "Yes! I'm couple watching it with my boyfriend"
by uronlinegf March 22, 2022

Phrase used to describe the act of picking up a mobile phone, opening a social media app, and casually scrolling through the feed a few times. Often implies a brief, habitual check-in on social media content.
Every time I hand my friend my phone to show a funny TikTok video, he ends up getting couple scrolls in before actually watching it.
by moneytea August 16, 2025

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

by SquigglyMunchkin May 7, 2021
