Cousin Syndrome

When you choose to ghost your friends to hang out with your cousin. Even if you promised them that you'd be on after school or whatever you were doing outside.

Guy: Sorry guys, I'm going to play with my cousin in a bit.

Friend 1: But you told us we'd play tonight.

Friend 2: He must've gotten the Cousin Syndrome on the way home.

by Madoka Kaname's husband December 25, 2024

double-great-cousin-pibling

Child of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-great-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Cousin Burp

Pickle and Cousin Derps second cousin with chaotic spots and a bold yellow skin.

Now where is Cousin Burp?

by XÆJ May 23, 2023

fifth cousin

A person who shares two fourth great-grandparents with somebody

My fifth cousin is a video game developer

by GasparThalasso June 3, 2025

second-cousin

1- Grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and two great-grandparents in common.

Second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

half-cousin-nibling

Half-first cousin's child.

My half-cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

irregular-triple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and five great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-triple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024