Anything technology related that will soothe, console, reassure, calm, relieve, and ease your mood. Like comfort food for technology.
Christy, "It's so nice to be on my computer again after being in meetings all day."
James, "Ahhhh, nice to see you got a little Comfort Tech."
James, "Ahhhh, nice to see you got a little Comfort Tech."
by Tobiano March 16, 2011
Get the Comfort Techmug. 1)Tech-Know Nothing Really noun
A word to describe the accumulated knowledge of lies that are given to a customer to make them think you know a lot about what you are talking about when it comes to a computer and anything related to its uses. A common word swapped around the vast majority of fellow workers in the IT service industry.
A word to describe the accumulated knowledge of lies that are given to a customer to make them think you know a lot about what you are talking about when it comes to a computer and anything related to its uses. A common word swapped around the vast majority of fellow workers in the IT service industry.
“I’m afraid Ill have to do a check up on the Tech KNR before I can give you a update on that serial port set up sir”
“Don’t you know that you have to plug in the DDR Ram with the port setting adjusted in the BIOS setting to flash the processors core settings in its cash. This can all be found in my local Tech KNR data base sir.”
“Don’t you know that you have to plug in the DDR Ram with the port setting adjusted in the BIOS setting to flash the processors core settings in its cash. This can all be found in my local Tech KNR data base sir.”
by Echo11 January 14, 2008
Get the Tech KNR mug. A moron that works on cars, usually at a dealership that does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose any electrical problem if their scan tool does not give them the answer. This person typically says the problem is a loose wire, something is grounded out or shorted out, or blame aftermarket electronics for the problem without any real evidence.
by estebansux September 30, 2011
Get the stupid techmug. by Sports Master November 16, 2017
Get the P-TECHmug. by Billyblanksbody October 14, 2021
Get the process techmug. susie: you want to go to lynn tech?
max: ya everyone says its the best school in lynn
susie: dont go there. its a piece of shit
max: ya everyone says its the best school in lynn
susie: dont go there. its a piece of shit
by jfbajfnkakf May 22, 2018
Get the Lynn techmug. I'm coining a new phrase: "Tech Lag"
It's when old people try to catch up on new technology
(😎A play on "Jet Lag")
It's when old people try to catch up on new technology
(😎A play on "Jet Lag")
by Chelsea Cricket October 9, 2016
Get the Tech Lagmug.