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Comfort Tech

Anything technology related that will soothe, console, reassure, calm, relieve, and ease your mood. Like comfort food for technology.
Christy, "It's so nice to be on my computer again after being in meetings all day."

James, "Ahhhh, nice to see you got a little Comfort Tech."
by Tobiano March 16, 2011
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Tech Shrek

A moniker given by 4chan's /g/ board for Emily Young (formerly Anthony), who appears in many Linus Tech Tips videos and serves as a writer for the channel. The comparison to Shrek is due to Emily being overweight. The name Tech Fiona has also been used since Emily came out as transgender.
by xXBlazeMaster69 August 17, 2023
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Lane tech

I have never been to this school
HOOOOG RIDAAAAA said the sped class at lane tech
by BigWeeWee186 November 19, 2021
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Tech KNR

1)Tech-Know Nothing Really noun
A word to describe the accumulated knowledge of lies that are given to a customer to make them think you know a lot about what you are talking about when it comes to a computer and anything related to its uses. A common word swapped around the vast majority of fellow workers in the IT service industry.
“I’m afraid Ill have to do a check up on the Tech KNR before I can give you a update on that serial port set up sir”

“Don’t you know that you have to plug in the DDR Ram with the port setting adjusted in the BIOS setting to flash the processors core settings in its cash. This can all be found in my local Tech KNR data base sir.”
by Echo11 January 14, 2008
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Lynn tech

a high school in lynn full of horny spics and fake ass bitches.
susie: you want to go to lynn tech?
max: ya everyone says its the best school in lynn
susie: dont go there. its a piece of shit
by jfbajfnkakf May 22, 2018
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process tech

Someone who wasn’t intelligent enough to be an engineer. Also known as a “pretendgineer”
I wish we had some real engineers instead of all these process techs.
by Billyblanksbody October 14, 2021
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Tech Lag

I'm coining a new phrase: "Tech Lag"
It's when old people try to catch up on new technology

(😎A play on "Jet Lag")
Omg, my cell phone died and I had to upgrade. suffering major Tech Lag
by Chelsea Cricket October 9, 2016
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