“Jose , you showed up.” glados said looking at the hispanic man. “You bet you wet bot butt i did.” jose said with his beautiful mustache blowing in the wind (almost as the wind was blowing him). “Umhh. “ glados activated her built in vibrator, “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ” with a little “uggggg!!!!?!!” booming out of her high quality speakers. Jose got very aroused seeing the vibrator buzz. He slapped glados’s butt and starting to strip ‘er down. But then from hearing, “strip er’ down” dan the tv man blasted through the wall wearing nothing but boxers he screamed “GET ER’ DONE!!!” he ran over to the glados widely open shaft and he shoved his 9 feet penis in it. Jose began to cry, his penis was only 1/999 inches, he thought that glados would reject him after seeing a 9 foot penis. But he still got very aroused from hearing glados’s open moans from dans penis.
“Dang dan, you and jose you know how to hump an artificial intelligence, but I have the world's greatest penis” said batman as he came through the window with a tight 9 pack. “Wow” the whole group said as they gazed at the perfect penis, it even throbbed in a way that was probably not even possible. Jose and dan looked at it and looked at each other while thinking “is being gay a bad thing?” (and yes it is, pure judgement here)
THE END
“Dang dan, you and jose you know how to hump an artificial intelligence, but I have the world's greatest penis” said batman as he came through the window with a tight 9 pack. “Wow” the whole group said as they gazed at the perfect penis, it even throbbed in a way that was probably not even possible. Jose and dan looked at it and looked at each other while thinking “is being gay a bad thing?” (and yes it is, pure judgement here)
THE END
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by nubby gubby June 10, 2018
Get the story t7mug. The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.
Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
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Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story
by NoFootWheelie December 8, 2019
Get the Grape Storymug. by MegaLeDemon June 11, 2021
Get the Story Referencemug. One of the nicest girls you will meet, probably rolling a fag or smoking a joint. All in all, you will never regret meeting an Abi Story in your life, ever!
by hotsexymilf69 June 26, 2021
Get the Abi Storymug. A shortened version of villain origin story.
by BadBoySupreme November 29, 2021
Get the Villagin Storymug. Bill: How was your date last night?
Johnny: Was good. Went back to her place after for a little netflix and chill. She got a call and when she got off, she jumped on me and starting kissing me while we were watching BraveHeart. She said "I want your Big Sword to save me William Wallace!". About 5 minutes later 2 other chicks opened the door and started yelling FREEEEDOM as we all went to the bedroom. 4-way all night long baby - was unreallll.
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Johnny: Was good. Went back to her place after for a little netflix and chill. She got a call and when she got off, she jumped on me and starting kissing me while we were watching BraveHeart. She said "I want your Big Sword to save me William Wallace!". About 5 minutes later 2 other chicks opened the door and started yelling FREEEEDOM as we all went to the bedroom. 4-way all night long baby - was unreallll.
Bill: Bitch plz, you be telling a Viper Story. You didn't tap anything, your anaconda got nada.
by Thatguyyoureallyhate May 3, 2016
Get the Viper Storymug. When a person is telling a story and some wanker decides to take it's structure and proceed with their own shitty tale.
Jeff: I just had a killer shit
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Kevin: I remember last Sunday when I had a shit and blood came out.
Jeff: No one was talking to you Kevin, you fucking story bomber.
Greg: That's nuts man, tell me more
Kevin: I remember last Sunday when I had a shit and blood came out.
Jeff: No one was talking to you Kevin, you fucking story bomber.
by That Other Guy's Nan December 20, 2013
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