Redneck walked into a motel,"Can I get a room?"
Desk person points to the no vacancy sign.
Redneck,"Well you should put that out front,"then walks out side,opens his sleepin bag and after a few beers,and an after dinner smoke,goes to sleep.
Desk person points to the no vacancy sign.
Redneck,"Well you should put that out front,"then walks out side,opens his sleepin bag and after a few beers,and an after dinner smoke,goes to sleep.
by drak March 14, 2005
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Get the redneck mug.Fisting a female (usually) while holding a beer can in the same hand that is doing the fisting. (Too lazy to take the beer can out of your hand while having a romantic fisting session.)
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Get the Redneck Condom mug.When you are better then everybody else, and therefore do whatever the hell you feel like. You couldn't care less what some city boy thinks about you.
I'm a redneck, and you fuckin' citiots who think we're beneath you can drive your latte drinkin, suit wearin', dumbass point of views the hell outta of "Hickville". WE DON'T WANT YOU EITHER!!!!!!!
by Draconus February 10, 2005
Get the redneck mug.1.) An individual born in the southeastern united states, usually caused by inbreeding.
2.) One who is racist, but listens to rap.
3.) Most live in mobile homes with all there relatives living only a stones throw from each other.
4.) They love nascar with a passion.
5.) Bud light is the only good beer and any other will be rejected by said individual.
6.) Some of the most religously backwards people you will ever meet.
7.) One with an IQ at or below 70, if a normal person is in a room full of rednecks, their IQ will be higher than all rednecks in said room combined.
8.) Big words usually confuse them.
9.) Believe in driving in lifted trucks, with oversized tires, and large C.B. antennas known as "whips", they think this is cool, but everyone knows they are compensating for something whether it be physically, emotionally, or spiritually.
10.) Most are high school drop outs, obtain a GED from a local community college, and work for below minimum wage for the rest of their lives.
11.) Think they can fight a whole army with a .22 caliber rifle.
12.) Are ignorant as an 8 year old child, they believe anything you can conjure up as long as you "Swear to God."
13.) Attend church on Sundays after a Saturday night of binging on alcohol, drugs, and women.
2.) One who is racist, but listens to rap.
3.) Most live in mobile homes with all there relatives living only a stones throw from each other.
4.) They love nascar with a passion.
5.) Bud light is the only good beer and any other will be rejected by said individual.
6.) Some of the most religously backwards people you will ever meet.
7.) One with an IQ at or below 70, if a normal person is in a room full of rednecks, their IQ will be higher than all rednecks in said room combined.
8.) Big words usually confuse them.
9.) Believe in driving in lifted trucks, with oversized tires, and large C.B. antennas known as "whips", they think this is cool, but everyone knows they are compensating for something whether it be physically, emotionally, or spiritually.
10.) Most are high school drop outs, obtain a GED from a local community college, and work for below minimum wage for the rest of their lives.
11.) Think they can fight a whole army with a .22 caliber rifle.
12.) Are ignorant as an 8 year old child, they believe anything you can conjure up as long as you "Swear to God."
13.) Attend church on Sundays after a Saturday night of binging on alcohol, drugs, and women.
by hsb08 May 26, 2010
Get the Redneck mug.A redneck who lives in the back of the woods with all the rednecks and imbreds. You can find them in ga and all of them love the goriga bull dogs
Wow that chick in our science class must be a backwoods redneck.
Ewww that horse face girl looks like a backwoods redneck.
Ewww that horse face girl looks like a backwoods redneck.
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