Puddle Pirate

Calum

Shut up you little puddle pirate

by F1nM4cl34n June 22, 2021

Peppa’s muddy puddle

When you’re doing anal doggy, your partners shits, you stand up and jump up and down in it while snorting

You want to try Peppa’s muddy puddle tonight baby?

by Some_Random_Geeza February 3, 2020

puddling

1. To cry about an incident that little or no impact on you personally.

Jason found Bill in his room crying about the Yankee's recent loss. "Bill, why are you puddling? It's just a game......and your 38 years old?!?"

by William Beiler January 5, 2009

Puddle Love

A relationship lacking substance or depth. Often characterised by one person being emotionally unavailable or using the other person for personal gain.

"I fell in love with him, then I found out he was married and I was just a fling to him. Classic puddle love situation."

"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."

by Gentlycough September 20, 2022

Puddle

When someone is so drunk they take the form of any vessel they happen to pass out in. They are essentially liquid and have little body control.

Joe polished off that fifth of tequila. Dude was a total puddle.

by Locoski September 15, 2015

Cuddle puddle

Where you cuddle in a post sex puddle of fluids

Jim always hated cuddle puddles, but Sandra would always snuggle up to him right after sex

by Toungeshy October 16, 2017

Wiping The Puddle

The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.

Dude 1: Bro, I was Wiping the puddle. It was my only choice it was a muddy mess.

by Muddypuddle54 April 1, 2021