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Ear rape on xbox

When your significant other perceives to violate your ears with a homosexual story of two dudes f****** and a dude and a dude and a pool turns into a girl gets f***** by a guy then turns back into a guy and gets f***** by another guy by the same guy my fault there you go that's ear rape on Xbox
by Comcoxmxpsks May 12, 2021
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i too, enjoy munching on potatoes

A phrase used to say to another person in a polite manner, "Go screw off."
Tom: Hey Bob, did you see that new V2?
Bob: i too, enjoy munching on potatoes
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Eating pussy on wax

When an R&B singer comes out with an overly done and cheesy I am in love with you song that is targeted at the female audience and Top 40 radio play. These singers make it sound like they only love one women when you know they are trying to hit anything that moves.
-"Did you hear Usher's new song?"
-"Yeah, the way he was saying he loves that girl was basically eating pussy on wax."
by Lil Yums April 26, 2009
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eStrap-on

A lesbian's ePenis!
My sister just went out and bought 2 x 4870 x2's, her eStrap-on just got bigger and now vibrates!
by Puntogirlshavemorefun August 17, 2009
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Ed Hard-on

When you have a badazzled dick and get an erection
My Ed hard-on stunned her in more than one way.

She asked me where i got my penis designed, and i replied it's an Ed Hard-on.
by Sir Hard-on the 1st October 13, 2011
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Defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day

A phrase by Mark Goldbridge. Means defending terribly just like the melted Easter eggs.
For god's sake! How are we losing 2-0? We're defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day!
by Mattw1108 May 19, 2021
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