Example of the stupidity of teachers in schools these days
Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature who can live on land as well as water?
Student: Frog
Teacher: Good. But give me another example, please
Student: Another Frog..!
Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature who can live on land as well as water?
Student: Frog
Teacher: Good. But give me another example, please
Student: Another Frog..!
by A̶N̶T̶I̶.̶C̶H̶I̶L̶D̶ March 1, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. Mom: Jeremy wake up its time to go to school
Jeremy: No! I don't want to go back to that horrible burning place
Jeremy: No! I don't want to go back to that horrible burning place
by Destiel2003 October 28, 2015
Get the Schoolmug. A legitimate prison that you sit in an uncomfortable plastic chair for 9 hours. Then you finally get to go home and relax. BUT NO there’s this thing called homework that if you refuse to complete you will fail. The school will find ways to make your life miserable.
school is a waste of time
by chadhairs December 1, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. The prison that the government locks innocent children aged 4-18 in to deal with mental psychopaths they call teachers. They teach them how to be racist arrogant low-life fuckers that hate foreign countries, just how the government does
Kid: Mom can I go to a different school? My ass hurts from all the diarrhea I had in algebra yesterday
Mom: Ok, I'll have to sue the government and beat the fuck out of your principal
Dad: Deal with it son, it's just the first week, quit being a pussy
Mom: Ok, I'll have to sue the government and beat the fuck out of your principal
Dad: Deal with it son, it's just the first week, quit being a pussy
by Food in Africa ate the kids January 19, 2016
Get the schoolmug. teacher: how do you use a semicolon in a sentence?
student: WHEN WILL I EVER USE THIS?!?!?!??
teacher: shut up the longer you're in school the more I get payed
student: WHEN WILL I EVER USE THIS?!?!?!??
teacher: shut up the longer you're in school the more I get payed
by Flamming halo May 14, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. 
