Puffy, giant hi top shoes from the 1980's such as McGregors or early Nike basketball shoes. The laces must come up the front to an impossible height, and the top forms almost a cup around the ankle. A velcro strap or three is sometimes found on the more advanced models. Another great example of a muffin shoe is the original Reebok Pump.
"Man, I found a great pair of Asics muffins at the dime store on saturday!"
"Good lordy will you look at the tongue on those muffin shoes! He could whistle Dixie with those things..."
"I got a new pair of shoes to wear for work, but i'm not sure i like them; they look a little muffin-ey"
"You going to the moon on those muffins?"
"Dude, forget school, let's hit the flea market and check out the muffin shoes."
"My dad needs a new look. He's been wearing the same pair of muffin shoes since 1986."
"Good lordy will you look at the tongue on those muffin shoes! He could whistle Dixie with those things..."
"I got a new pair of shoes to wear for work, but i'm not sure i like them; they look a little muffin-ey"
"You going to the moon on those muffins?"
"Dude, forget school, let's hit the flea market and check out the muffin shoes."
"My dad needs a new look. He's been wearing the same pair of muffin shoes since 1986."
by Larry The Bus Driver October 28, 2006
by kevinheart January 18, 2012
Krillin: "Goku, did you just read my mind?"
Goku: "Yuhuh"
Krillin: "But how did you..."
Goku: "Muffin Button"
Goku: "Yuhuh"
Krillin: "But how did you..."
Goku: "Muffin Button"
by Drener June 18, 2011
Lindsey Lohan is such a Skank Muffin
by Surcharge May 10, 2009
A person who spends an inordinate amount of time masturbating and makes a point of telling people about it. Due to said person's verbosity, they are unable to attract the opposite sex, despite their best efforts.
Often associated with people who are known to have snuffed it.
Often associated with people who are known to have snuffed it.
by Acyed October 18, 2010
A type of person, who is awesome, and they are loved by their friends.
Or some kind of person who is quite insane.
See examples below:
Or some kind of person who is quite insane.
See examples below:
by Cupcake98 March 29, 2011
A delicious baked good derived of newbs. Can be very tasty if cooked correctly, over pwnage may lead to burnt newb muffins.
by Muffin Of Newbness March 15, 2009