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Leaving the Shire

When a person is one hit away from smoking more marijuana in one sitting than they've ever had before. Derived from The Lord of the Rings, where Samwise expresses that after one more step, it will be the furthermost point away from home than he'd ever been before.
This is it, if I take one more hit, I'm leaving the shire.
by potatohunt November 5, 2017
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leave Facebook and face your book

A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.
Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth
by SonicFanon1 June 2, 2023
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keep your leaves on

1. Directed at a person or group acting crazy, loud, or socially/culturally inappropriate to behave in an acceptable manner.

2. Slang for keeping it together
1. "Bro, keep your leaves on and stop yelling at me."
2. To a large group about to get rowdy: "Whoa - keep your leaves on guys."
by Usul March 8, 2024
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blowing wet leaves

The act of performing fellatio on a flaccid penis; seemingly as futile as using a leaf blower on wet leaves.
The hooker was blowing wet leaves for 30 minutes and her john still couldn't get a hard-on.
by Bloody Plow October 19, 2017
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we are leaving now

Price and soap are leaving now
by Spicepapi July 6, 2021
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Leave your tall friends day

On September 11th you can leave the friends that bully you for your height with no questions asked.
Person 1: Wanna play a game?
Person 2: Sorry, we can’t be friends anymore, it’s Leave your tall friends day
by Cronk Cronk Budonk September 11, 2022
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National leave the basement day

On March 19, that is a day of when anyone who has kidnapped you, has to too free you.
You: Hey, it's national leave the basement day!
Kidnapper: Oh shit my fault, you good to go
by Minecraftplay1830 February 29, 2024
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