kevin

anybody named kevin is definitely a tool. if your twitter handle is @kevaclysm then you are definitely 100% a tool. you are even king of the tools.

guy 1: there goes kevin- man, that guy is such a tool.

guy 2: definitely. total toolbag

by scant alpaca August 17, 2018

kevin

the one that has sex under the table during the day

wife: hey you want to kevin
husband: YES!!!!!!

by sexygaymanlover February 6, 2019

Kevin

The male equivalent of Karen. Has custody of his kids, very conservative, wears glasses, has a confederate flag cap, totally has a beard, KiDs ThEsE dAyS vibes, would also want to speak with your manager

Kids these days! I shall speak with the manager! - Kevin

by Saki See September 1, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is the gayest motherfucker I have ever met in my fucking life. Fuck Kevins

Kevin is such a faggot

by safasdfsadf September 21, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is gay

Yo have you seen Kevin?

by Takashi16 December 19, 2018

Kevin

An Asian who thinks he's Hispanic

Man, did you see that? He's such a Kevin!

by Human852 January 23, 2017

Kevin

a dick and bitch who likes fortnite and hates croscountry

im kevin

by iwdiml September 24, 2019