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Kevin

Kevin is mostly comprised of generation Z and the youngest of the Millenials. He is generally causation, from a middle to an upper-middle-class family, and has an unprecedented sense of entitlement. Historically Kevin has been given every financial advantage yet has a total loss of self-control when denied anything he wants. Most of Kevins' frightening and seemingly mental explosions occur over his financial frivolous wants, any social media platform restrictions, as well as the occasional denial of sleepovers. Most Kevins do not play any sports. Their lives revolve around their phones. They also try to bring attention to themselves through gifted vehicles. they exhibit no respect of elders including their parents. The word NO is incomprehensible with their extensive financial and social demands on their parents. Kevin is often a child of diverse and plays his parents against each other to get what he wants.
Mother: Kevin, you cannot have friends over while I'm out of town and you must take care of your younger brother.
Kevin: You B...H, WTF? All you care about is yourself and I hate you! But I need a new Xbox so buy me that and we're cool.
Mother: NO
Kevin: OMG! You really are just a CU>T of a mother! F-you and I'm moving to dads.
by GenXdad September 15, 2020
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Kevin

Kevin is the class clown, always trying to make people laugh. He is also black and has a big head
by nooooo a.n March 18, 2022
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Kevin

Kevin has a huge dick and a good personality, he's getting all the girls. He likes booty and tits.
Kevin has a very big dick.
by Anal Beardz September 26, 2018
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Kevin

Kevin, aka kevinxiehk in codeforces, is a most orz ppl on earth. He likes competitive programming, has won many awards in OI, recently just won $10000 for being champion is HKSSCC. He is also a communis, he sang the USSR anthem in TQ, and then got DQ immediately, sooo orz!!!!
A: Do you know who is kevinxiehk?
B: ofc i know, that orz on cf ah ma
A: He just won $10000 in HKSSCC!
B: But can't pay even 10% of his Cambridge tuition...
by Proest Noob September 7, 2022
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Kevin

A normal kid that is good with sports and learns fast he is a nice loyal guy to be around with Although he may be okay in school with average -B but he will never be alone Kevins are passonit with sports and kevins have many friend people say Kevins is God's perfect idiot
Wow you saw Kevin he saved our team
by Tim Jackson May 18, 2017
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Kevin

A annoying asshole who just loves to swallow Dylan never makes his own decisions and we think he is gay and he loves to cry over everything
Kevin why are you not good at any games
by Gene drinks a lot of beer February 13, 2019
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Kevin

A man with a monster cock that even Chuck Norris fears.
by #bigdaddymonster July 27, 2018
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