The muscle developed in the forearm from jerking off too much. Often exaggerated amongst friends to make one appear to jerk off more than they might.
Mike: Dude, you been going to the gym yet?
Nate: I started going a week ago.
Shannon: Don't listen to him, we broke up a week ago and that's just his jerk muscle gone crazy.
Nate: I started going a week ago.
Shannon: Don't listen to him, we broke up a week ago and that's just his jerk muscle gone crazy.
by Skrait Buttah July 29, 2006
Get the jerk musclemug. After 14 hours of nonstop partying Lydia turned into a a total Flesh-jerk. Good thing she was so hot.
by Dorothy VanWellingham May 23, 2006
Get the flesh-jerkmug. This is a term that refers to a person who has been insulted. It is kind of like saying salted, treated, or burned. It is also accompanied with a swift movement of the hand resembling the jerking off motion.
Yo mama's so dumb when she heard it was chilly out, she ran outside with a bowl! Jerk sauced!!
You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator OHHH JERK SAUCE IN YO FACE!!!
You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application! OHH you got JERK SAUCE in yo eye!!
You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator OHHH JERK SAUCE IN YO FACE!!!
You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application! OHH you got JERK SAUCE in yo eye!!
by Chew Man Chew March 15, 2008
Get the jerk saucemug. A person who is a jerk, but more than a jerk. Basically a dick, but they are also a jerk, so Jerk off kinda encompasses being a jerk and a dick, since your jerk off a dick.
P1) Hey did you see that guy trip his ex girl near the sprinklers?
P2) Yeah! He's such a Jerk off!! Why'd she ever go out with him.
P1) Girl, I asked her that and she said "DICK TO BAWM!"
P2) Yeah! He's such a Jerk off!! Why'd she ever go out with him.
P1) Girl, I asked her that and she said "DICK TO BAWM!"
by Rich homie Came October 14, 2013
Get the Jerk offmug. by Laurenzzo March 28, 2008
Get the jerk and slurpmug. It's just like destroy dick December but in june. Masturbate once on the 1st. Twice on the 2nd. 3 times on the 3rd and so on
Jake: dude are you still in jerk it June?
Sam: nah dude I stopped at 5 days
Jake: bro you're weak. I'm still going at 24
Sam: nah dude I stopped at 5 days
Jake: bro you're weak. I'm still going at 24
by Bigpeepeeman6969 May 23, 2019
Get the Jerk it Junemug. The theory that a girl is more likely to become attracted to a guy who is a complete tool and treats her with little to none respect over a nice guy.
I bought her some flowers but when she answered the door there was some jerk there too. He just handed me a book on the Jerk Theory.
by Thatone random guy May 5, 2014
Get the Jerk Theorymug.