Cincinatti Wind Tunnel

The act of blowing air into your partner's anus, thus filling the anal cavity with air. Then, the male partner immediately inserts his penis into said partner's anus, thus resulting in a blast of air across the sides of the inserted penis.
Brett giggled as he watched his pubic hair rustle in the wind after giving his girlfriend Susan, a Cincinatti Wind Tunnel.
by Duderman July 19, 2009
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Alaskan wind tunnel

a sexual act in which one person puts ice cubes in the others ass and then blows inside.
Darrel loves to get an Alaskan wind tunnel from his sister Karen.
by NobodyWest July 29, 2016
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Dingleberry Wind Chimes

Collection of fecal particles left behind in the ass crack hair from insufficient wiping
Man, I thought it was a six-wiper but apparently it was a seven and now I'm left with a mean case of dingleberry wind chimes
by They call me The Gambler January 14, 2009
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dick swinging in the wind

colorful description of when, through the incompetence, cowardice, or possibly malice of others, you are rendered helpless, screwed over, or at the very least, publicly made a fool of.
Matt just looked at me when those two samoans demanded an apology. So I'm just standing there with my dick swinging in the wind, having no idea who really slapped that girl's ass.
by skid mark vz November 17, 2007
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wind your neck in

Don't take things personally; stop being so defensive.
Damn bro, you need to "wind your neck in!". Every dude who bumps into your shoulder ain't disrespecting you! Its Mardi Gras bro! I ain't tryna fight nobody! Damn!!!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 27, 2021
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Divine Wind (Kamikazi)

Typically a fart that's loud and disruptive that can possibly attract other people's attentions with an odor that overpowers others.
Alan had let out a Divine Wind (Kamikazi), it smelled like absolute shit.
by Japanese Big Very Man June 04, 2018
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running down wind

When you seem to be making the right decisions based on the moment but all the results are running 'down wind' from other people spoiling the outcome.

An animal in the forest wants to be 'downwind' of its hunter so the hunter doesn't get a sniff of the prey.
All upwind are 'seen' by those downwind as the wind blows away from them.
"I went and spoke to an advisor about a superannuation investment but when I saved and deposited the amount-the savings went running down wind with the market collapse"

"I follow coaches advice and play wide reciver for the final play but the opposition always pre-interprets the play making me feel like I'm constantly running down wind"!
by Goosebump11 June 03, 2011
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