When you tape a willing participant by the neck to the wall in the "wall sit" position so their face is ass height. Then you proceed to also duct tape there mouth completely shut. Next up participant #2 (must be male or the finer points are lost) steps up and sharts in their face.. causing:
Vomit
To stream
From
Both
Nostrils
And thus striking and tickling the guys balls just right while he jerks it.
Vomit
To stream
From
Both
Nostrils
And thus striking and tickling the guys balls just right while he jerks it.
by Hairyballzanga November 26, 2020
Bubba: That is about the stupidest fucker I've ever met.
Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!
Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!
by Rawhyde & Bubba May 31, 2007
by NotMeeee November 12, 2009
Everything that seems too good to be true most likely IS too good to be true; there's something suspicious about that. This expression originally comes from the Russian "lozhka govna v bochke myoda" with the same meaning.
$50 for that "Rolex"? There's a spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey. I think you got ripped off and they sold you a turnip.
by pentozali December 06, 2005
by NeoSpy November 28, 2018
Someone with who has a nose that sticks upward.
If you have that nose you can shoot walruses and shoot with your tits.
If you have that nose you can shoot walruses and shoot with your tits.
by The fag that u hate December 14, 2017
Ainsley: My single friend Carlene just got knocked up with twins.
Daniel: She's in line for a double barrel shotgun wedding.
Daniel: She's in line for a double barrel shotgun wedding.
by D-Glove March 19, 2004