Brendan's Girlfriend

One who is Brendan's girlfriend is the person who is always crying because Brendan hangs out with other girls beside her. Brendan always forks hey yard and it makes her Vietnam daddy sad. When they cuddle Brendan's girlfriend feels uncomfortable because Brendan is a fat lump of shit and can't keep his boner away.

Forrest: Do you see that girl crying over there? Brendan's stripper Dad: Yea, that's prob Brendan's girlfriend.

by BingusDingus December 5, 2019

Public Girlfriend

a girl who has slept w. more then three frat guys.

Frat guy 1: Yo bro,do you know Johanna?
Frat guy 2: yea bro what about her?
Frat guy 1: dude,she's a total Public Girlfriend,
She's slept with Joe,Rob and Mike
Frat guy 2: yea bro total PG

by lick these (: November 23, 2010

girlfriend fever

Girlfriend fever is when u haven’t seen your girlfriend in a long time

I have girlfriend fever,, I miss my baby

by Datgoat January 1, 2020

Community Girlfriend

The new name you give your ex girlfriend after finding out she cheated on you, typically with one or more people.

Turns out my ex is the community girlfriend. she's been messing around with three other guys.

by clappedvic May 30, 2021

No Sex Girlfriend

A girl you relate to as if she's your girlfriend but you aren't having sex with. Can be a friend's girlfriend, a close friend, a roommate, etc. Often results in sex. Sometimes you deny each other sex since its immoral or taboo (c.f. friend's girlfriend "no sex girlfriend"). Other times it's just because one of you isn't into the other or it's mutually platonic but just kind of creepy how much you act like you're banging. Can be abbreviated using the acronym NSGF.

"Man, you should really watch out with her, you guys are acting like boyfriend and girlfriend"
"I know, she's my 'no sex girlfriend', wish we were doing it."

by secretuser420 February 21, 2018

denis's "girlfriend"

sarah

denis's "girlfriend" is to good for him

by whore lol June 17, 2019

Girlfriend Paradox

1. When you're theoretically capable of having a girlfriend, but somehow you'll never get one

2. When you travel back in time to somehow prevent your ex-girlfriend from rejecting you, and the action removes any reason for the travel, along with any knowledge that the reason ever existed, thus removing any point in travelling in time in the first place. See Hitler Paradox as well.

1. John: Dude, everyone keeps saying that I'm the kind of guy who can easily get a girlfriend, but for some reason no girl wants to talk to me.

Dave: You seem to be affected by the Girlfriend Paradox.

2. The Girlfriend Paradox is my biggest argument against time travel.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp November 16, 2019