wank flake

When you wank so hard your meatus gets dry and skin flakes off.

Derogatory term for someone below a wanker

Hey Toby your dick is so dry you left wank flakes in the shower

That Toby is such a wank flake

by Brian and so is my wife August 12, 2021

Flake

Someone who makes plans and then doesn't follow through with them

Mevarus: "yeah I got a bangin stream schedule lined up for this week!!"

*Proceeds to be a flake and not stream*

by Remz98 April 16, 2024

Flake

When people decide to ditch/leave when shit starts getting real. People who do this are extremely unreliable.

She couldn't handle the truth and decided to flake.

by linkinparkfan09 September 28, 2017

Flake

Definition of someone who was going to come but doesn’t come and thinks they are not flaking since they didn’t “say they were down initially”

Yousif was supposed to come hang out with the boys but he flaked. However his defense is that he “didn’t say he was down initially ”

by nameriddler-54 August 29, 2023

Philosophical Booty Flake

a rude insult for cum nuggets of people they are bad kill all philosophical booty flakes

Justin Bieber is a philosophical booty flake

by tupacwillpopyou November 29, 2022

uni flake

When your ass fro and your ball fro get tangled up. Plus it's not very fresh, not exactly dry but not moist either. Just flaked out and shit

That's what you said about birthing vags right, it's a uni flake?

by toxikcupkake26 April 7, 2017

Frosted Flakes

When You Bleach Your Pubes.

Dude, I just got some Frosted Flakes. The lady is gonna love it.

by CloudeSmoke August 2, 2020