White Trash Facial

When your father ejaculates on you face and your mother rubs it in like lotion

My daddy gave me another white trash facial last night.

by Daddy's Precious Little Angel June 17, 2018

Freshman facial

When you get your head shoved in a mud puddle.

Josh: I saw that bastard Aiden making out with my girlfriend behind the bleachers.
Sam: She won't find him so handsome after we give him a freshman facial.

by redroadpunk August 22, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Pigskin Facial

When a girl receives a football in the face, usually by accident.

The Pigskin Facial was made famous by Sportscaster Pam Oliver in 2013.

"Man, that throw was a perfect spiral, she should have caught it with her hands, but instead she got a massive pigskin facial!"

Video example, see: Pam Oliver takes Chandler Harnish football to the face before Colts-Giants game

by Solpiercer August 21, 2013

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by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025

Big Facial

Spino who is very gay, usually threatens Raptor or Lion. On giving them a big or ginormous facial, usually after if he looses a game.

Lion im going to give you a big facial.

by BossClanton June 29, 2023

Dumbo facial

When you pull someone large like an elephant and jizz on their face

Went round this big lasses house and gave her a dumbo facial, she was covered.

by Gingerbollocks May 3, 2020