Chocolate Smoothie Express

When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth

Hey Blake we should give Ciaran a Chocolate Smoothie Express.

by smoothiebrother October 01, 2022

The Trey Way Express

Where there is a line of people who are in Human Centipede formation and when someone shits in their mouth they have to yell “Choo Choo” and they lose.

I can’t believe I won The Trey Way Express yesterday, too bad you had to eat shit.

by ItsFuckingTreyWay September 25, 2018

salsbury express

The act of being face fucked repeatedly to the point of mental retardation

Boy o boy august, that salsbury express we ran sure was a blast!

by henryfaceshot February 06, 2015

Ride the Pineapple Express

A way to say “Let’s go smoke some weed”, based on the 2008 movie Pineapple Express.

Person A: Yo, let’s go ride the Pineapple Express!

Person B: Sick! I’ll go get my bong then.

by mrGrimmm March 01, 2024

Porny Express

Home delivery of smut delivered on horseback.

Just had the Porny Express deliver the latest issue of Latin Inches.

by James Jessenfedden June 16, 2022

Dive Right In Vagina Express

What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.

Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!

by titarrot June 07, 2019

Trinity Railway Express

TRE is short for Trinity railway express is a railroad in texas that has an extreme stan and simp. The simp also simps for DART. He always foams when he sees a TRE. TRE is worse than VRE

man Trinity railway express was ruined by that foamer

by helloguysiamstupid April 17, 2021