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extreme shuffle

event occouring on random playlist, jumping from one style of music to a complete departure. usually resulting in schizoid, discontinuous listening habits
how can you listen to sigur ross then napalm death?

i have an appreciation of extreme shuffle.

extreme shuffle gave me the attention span of a gnat, variety is the new constant
by darklite August 2, 2012
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extreme feeder

Ben is an extreme feeder. When will his mom tell him he needs to stop. And then bake him some cookies.
by TheFrakeGrillex September 28, 2013
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extreme taco

Anal sex ending with a surprise blow to the back of the head using a warm taco whilst screaming EXTREME TACOO!!!!!!!
Dylan extreme tacoed charollette after anal coitus
by snib96 January 16, 2014
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extreme sleepiness

the body becomes too tired to do anything that it sleeps all day doing nothing (similar to a couch potato)
Extreme sleepiness is like for example a couch potato who just sits on the couch all day watching t.v. while eating, and doing nothing.
by Olaf lover 101 April 26, 2014
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extreme sexboarding

Sex takes place (male or female), but instead of regular sex, both participants ride on snowboards down a hill or trail while doing it, preferably at high extreme speeds. Additional partners may be involved as well.
"Dude, did you see that threesome extreme sexboarding down the trail last night?"
"Yeah man, that guys jizz was left in the snow and I fell right on it."
"Did it taste good?"
by ImmaAsian October 15, 2014
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Extreme Eugene Kanning

The extreme version of the popular sport, Eugene Kanning. A Canadian past time originating from the deep woodlands of Eugene, British Columbia. The home of hobbits, elves and the occasional mogwai.

Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.

76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.
As an impressionable youth in the heyday of the American depression, I was a dedicated fan of Extreme Eugene Kanning. The Canadian sport taught me the ins and outs of puberty, bench presses and how to win at Jenga. I later learned that the matches were faked and Hulk Hogan used steroids. It hurt my soul, but I still watch Extreme Eugene Kanning matches on ESPN every Spring. It reminds me of the day I learned how to use chopsticks and proposed to my wife.
by pinkamigo November 24, 2014
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Extreme Pancake

When a pancake is put into softball form, put into a softball launcher, and launched at your face, when the pancake reaches terminal velocity, and hits the facial structure of a person, it flattens out to its pancake form.
"dude, I wanna eat an extreme pancake!" "Let's go extreme pancake some people!"
by ThatDudeWhoDoesntDude March 4, 2015
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