Dak’s Disease

A quarterback who plays well in the regular season but cannot win in the playoffs.

I really like our QB, but I I don’t think we can win the Super Bowl because he suffers from Dak’s Disease

by Thekling September 8, 2023

Vector of disease

(n.) children, especially maskless children in pandemics, who run around unattended, spewing their disease with random whimsy.

Watch out! Vector of disease bearing down on you at twelve o'clock!

by Woodrow Saltpaw June 1, 2020

Gabe Disease

Get Corona and be trapped in the gulag

I went to work and got Gabe Disease

by YAAAYEEET April 8, 2020

Xbox Disease

A disease that is very common amongst children whom are addicted to Xbox. Symptoms of this disease may include spending all day on Xbox, ignoring your parents, and setting yourself apart from the real world.

Wow, John does nothing but play Xbox. I think he may have contracted Xbox Disease.

by litpenguin May 7, 2018

Kickassery Disease

A rare disease possessed by only people with extreme levels of kickass. People with this disease tend to kickass at all times, with rare moments of "being normal" when their body attempts to fight to fight the disease.

Tom: "That was pretty kickass, Jeff!"
Jeff: "I know, Tom, I have kickassery disease."

by KickassMike March 9, 2010

Aidan’s Disease

This disease is composed of toxic behavior, mental illness, and watching too much edp.

Wow, Mom has Aidan’s Disease.

by James Murray Benedict Sandwich March 5, 2020

fortnut diseases

when you play to much fortnut you get this diseases (fortnut disease) it is a form of cancer, Ebola, sigma and blue waffle. please call 911 as soon as possible if you have this. 1% chance of living.

i have fortnut diseases.

by Beeeeefreind September 24, 2018