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Dark Charazard

The act of lighting your pubic hair on fire having sex with a girl/Boy in doggy and lighting her ass hair on fire.
Jim and Sarah got bored of their sex life so Jim gave Sarah a Dark Charazard
by Crazed Asian June 6, 2011
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Dark Match

A dark match, in professional wrestling terms, is a match that is not televised. It is strictly for a match for the fans in attendance.
#1: "Last night, I went to a WWE Smackdown show. The main event was a dark match."

#2: "Huh? I didn't see it. What are you talking about?"

#1: "They didn't televise the match, dumbass. It was for the audience."
by Uneasy November 13, 2009
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Dark Trading

Trading that involves misbehavior or items that would be frowned upon in society. It can also be used if it involves common objects that are just being used for the wrong, or dark, purpose.
I'm giving him ten dollars for a cigar, its some serious dark trading.
by TacticalKittens May 20, 2008
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Dark Bolkum

The cobination of one Neanderthal with a massive bone visage and one illiterate retard with down syndroms traits of every kind.
fusion of derek yokum and mark boldes FORMS DARK BOLKUM!!!

big, bone visage, crooked fangs, big ears like hes got downs, billy club, you get the idea.
by mitch kraft September 24, 2006
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bartends in the dark

A measure of how emo a person is.
He's so emo he bartends in the dark.
by Kat_H November 20, 2007
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Darkness Nigga

An exclamatory phrase used when someone wants to magically disappear or when the power company is turning off your power because you've past your dues, but mostly know from being the all time rival to Lightness Cracker.
Think of Darkness Niggas as the dark side of the force and Lightness Cracker as the light side of the force. Eventually they will meet and fight to the death. Ironically Darkness Nigga resigns in Ireland, and Lightness Cracker resigns in Southeast Africa.
by Miles is not smelly May 15, 2019
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Dark Void

Using the toilet with the lights off. Shitting or pissing.
Tim: I totally missed the toilet when I was shitting in the Dark Void. I accidentally went in the hamper.

Mary: I was wondering why my skirt combo had blood on it, but I thought that was from me.
by dark voider August 25, 2011
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