Brazilian cocktail

A brazillian cocktail is where u wait for someone to have diarreah then use a plastic straw so it doesn't get soggy and insert the straw into that person ass and drink the shitty liquid like a cocktail

man had shit stained teeth after having a Brazilian cocktail

Why are your teeth brown?

by Big Kirby January 20, 2021

pineapple cocktail

The act of consuming excessive pineapple with the intent of sweetening your semen, only to realize no one is there to taste test, forcing you to jizz in your own mouth alone.

Poor Bob couldn’t find anyone online, so he stayed home and had a pineapple cocktail.

by TheJestersBlog January 10, 2023

Polish Cocktail

A glass of water with a booger in it

I went to Warsaw and asked at the lobby bar for a Polish cocktail. The bartender just filled a glass of water, picked a booger from his nose and swirled it around in the glass.

by JimmyV August 1, 2023

Slut Cocktail

For a slut cocktail you will need

- 1 martini glass
- 2 straws
- 1 guy
- 1 girl (who needs to pee)

Catch the guys cum in the martini glass, the girl then pisses on top, mixes it together, and then both parties drink it through the straw

I felt kinky and thirsty, so we made a slut cocktail

by Whore in Sherpa clothing July 25, 2012

Assholetov cocktail

when you piss into someones asshole and then proceed to pour gassoline down the asshole to then light it up and make him/her wafm

what you gon do to me?
Imma make an assholetov cocktail
ooo sounds tasty
just you wait, babe

by earrapist February 4, 2019

cocktail attire

Whatever the hell you want to wear. Nobody knows what this means.

The RSVP said cocktail attire was required, so I wore whatever the fuck I wanted.

by Mars Johnson January 17, 2024

Cosby Cocktail

The act of coitus between two men, where the "fucker" puts a sedative tablet in the head of his penis, to insert into the "fuckees" anus, where it will become active. Once inserted, the "fuckee" will now have a tail, made of cock... a, cocktail and "cosby" cocktail, due to the sedative.

"Ah yeah, my rings stull hurtin from when Steve gave me that cosby cocktail last night".

"Ah yeah Dave, how did you like that cosby cocktail"

by Bill Nye The Cosby Guy October 30, 2021