Bliss Burglar: A person who steals your happiness when you’re on cloud nine, dragging you down with negativity, doubt, sarcasm, or provoking questions like Why are you so happy? They can be a co-worker, boss, friend, family member, or even a stranger. Bliss burglars take pleasure in killing your buzz and leaving you feeling rock-bottom. Avoid at all costs when you’re feeling happy.
Lee: Bruv, every morning I wake up feeling great happy, there’s always some dickhead ruining my day. Is happiness is a crime nowadays bruv?, Life’s tough enough in the UK already, Bruv.
Frank: Yeah, it's them bliss burglars, bruv ? They get a kick out of making you feel bad, just because
There twats bruv LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: Yeah, it's them bliss burglars, bruv ? They get a kick out of making you feel bad, just because
There twats bruv LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
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