The act of telling a man or woman that you need to go to the bathroom, even if you don't, in an attempt to get away from them, ideally for the rest of the evening.
I thought I'd be going home with the chick I met at the club, but I never saw her again after she bathroomed me.
by Vpsu January 11, 2014
Get the bathroomedmug. When your in the bathroom and there has to be at least one urinal between the two guys to make sure neither of them is gay.
by Rules to live by November 6, 2017
Get the bathroom rulemug. A verb describing the act of using the bathroom. It is both vague and exactly enough information other people need to know. This is different from a Bathroom-mate, who might be encountered via a Glory Hole.
by Ace Danger March 17, 2009
Get the Bathroomatemug. Mark: Yo Chad, get out of the bathroom! We’re gonna be late to the game!
Chad: Gimme a second man! I’m doing the bathroom trinity!
Mark: Again?!?
Chad: Gimme a second man! I’m doing the bathroom trinity!
Mark: Again?!?
by UrfamilytreeLGBT March 12, 2020
Get the Bathroom Trinitymug. Izzy- We have 3 bathrooms
Dan- Wow you’re rich
Izzy- No we’re not
Dan- Yeah you are. What do you need 3 bathrooms for??
Izzy- One for disabled people downstairs, one for us upstairs and then my parents sexy en-suite bathroom
Dan- Damn that’s a lot of bathrooms
Dan- Wow you’re rich
Izzy- No we’re not
Dan- Yeah you are. What do you need 3 bathrooms for??
Izzy- One for disabled people downstairs, one for us upstairs and then my parents sexy en-suite bathroom
Dan- Damn that’s a lot of bathrooms
by SHUBASHUNTA September 7, 2020
Get the 3 bathroomsmug. When a man gets out of the shower in the morning and wraps his towel around his waist to continue his morning activities.
by Clyde McClydeson October 18, 2011
Get the Bathroom Kiltmug. Even worse than regular school bathrooms. Depending on if it is an exterior gym or interior, you can expect to find crickets and other insects in:
The toilets
The urinals
The showers
The floor
All of the above
A living nightmare. Don’t even use them at your own risk unless it’s the winter. NEVER during the spring or summer.
The toilets
The urinals
The showers
The floor
All of the above
A living nightmare. Don’t even use them at your own risk unless it’s the winter. NEVER during the spring or summer.
Person 1: Yo, you hear Jimmolethew throwing up?
Person 2: Yeah, someone said he went to the school gym bathroom.
Person 2: Yeah, someone said he went to the school gym bathroom.
by unused username February 20, 2024
Get the school gym bathroommug.