super banged

a feeling of complete hopelessness. when you are so "banged out" that even the mere thought of your every desire is depressing. when you can't even get off the sofa to change the television channel after you accidently left the remote control in the fridge. commonly associated with being stoned or hung over. largely known to affect people with the name benjamin.

"want to hang out?" "i can't. i am super banged right now."

by solid g August 4, 2010

Gollum Banging

Having sex with a shockingly ugly man in the hope that he will buy you a ring.

Sure, when I gave Danny a handjob, I knew I was Gollum banging, but hell, I'm 32 years old and didn't want to die alone.

by The Wizzard of Odd February 23, 2011

flesh bangs

Of the genus Labia. Often referred to as "Beef Curtains" or "The Big Montana".

A worn out portion of the female genital anatomy that has grown distended from over use or misuse generally found in younger women.

Dude, i was with this girl the other night and as soon as i got her naked i couldn't do it cause she had flesh bangs and i was totally grossed out!

Flesh bangs?

Yeah, they're like beef curtains but for younger, beginner whores.

by RichardSlinger June 10, 2010

bang-aid

A term of endearment for viagra or any of the many drug erection helpers. From band-aid used to fix something/anything that appears to be broken.

Older gentleman says to his Sweetie. "Looks like I'm gonna need a bang-aid tonight!"

by EILEEN October 7, 2006

Bag it and bang it

Where someone has a great body but an ugly face so you put a bag over their face and bang it.

Bad hoe
ugly doe
bag it and bang it

"Yo look at dat ass"
"Yeah but that face you nasty..."
"Ill just bag it and bang it!"

by BossManD December 14, 2012

Band Bang

When all of a bands members, (most likely of the death metal genre) picks one female to violently fuck all at once. She ends up dying at the end but oh well.

Dude my bandmates and I totally fucked the shit out of this one girl, all at the same time! It was a huge Band Bang!

by IsnideOvHell December 15, 2011

Bettie Bangs

Bangs on women that are styled like Bettie Page's bangs. Women in the retro and/or rockabilly scene sometimes style their bangs like this.

"Check out the girl with the nose ring and the Bettie Bangs!"

by Bettieup February 4, 2010