August 14th

National grab your girlfriends ass day.

“happy August 14th!”

by djdjiwjdkd August 15, 2021

August 28th

national tell your girlfriend her pubes look great day

“Hey babe it’s August 28th and you pubes look amazing”

by cornychips August 28, 2022

August 21

National Pickle Back Day

Every year on August 21 me and Sal take a pickle back shot

by Newyorkchick13 July 31, 2020

august heads

Jack Antonoff refers to people who like the song "august" as august heads, on Taylor Swift's folklore album.

A Tweet - jackantonoff: that ones for my little august heads out there.

by hailey grey December 13, 2020

August 14

The day bad bitchs were born and engaged this for the real bad bitchs for this day.

The real bitchs are born on august 14

by Corvette corvette January 18, 2021

August 15

The day when you and your soulmate go to a weird place

August 15

by De ce February 23, 2021

August Uglies

The weeds on a farm that have managed to survive all the attempts to kill them over the summer. By August you are so wore out from fighting the weeds all summer that you let the weeds that have survived, grow and become unsightly hence the name Uglies.

farmer 1 "those damn weeds just wont die."
farmer 2 "we're into the August Uglies by now, I just let mine grow."

by IH4020JD300 August 1, 2011