Recruiter Abuse

When a recruit in bootcamp is so stupid, incompetent, and/or useless that it almost feels like the recruiter is not only abusing the recruit in question, but the training division at large, and ultimately the military

Smith: "Man that guys a real private Pyle huh?"

Jones: "Yeah, no kidding, prime example of recruiter abuse."

by Pimento1776 July 6, 2025

Femboy abuse

A completely acceptable form of stress relief

George went to the femboy abuse room because he had a shit day at the office

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

Phrase abuser

A person who frequently uses phrases and quotes to emphysize a point but usually gets them wrong.

Bob: I went to pick up some milk yesterday at the market and while I was down there I remembered to get some batteries for my new super awesome robot dog
Ted: Ahh, two birds one cone
Bob: You gaddem phrase abuser

by Peter Bob May 1, 2009

abuse

abuse is when celestine beats peyton for no reason then goes back and says she doesn’t abuse peyton

Celestine: *hits peyton* aka abuse
peyton: celestine stop abusing me
celestine: im not abusing you

by p3yytonn_ November 22, 2021

Abuser God

Yes... The only path to virtue is through cosmic abuse... But only because I will MANUALLY CLOSE THE OTHER PATHS as though I think I'm the creature I'm worshipping... It's not going to burn me forever... I'll just talk my way out of it.... This doesn't count as taking it's name in vain... I'm the good one...

Hym "Wh... Does he not realize everything he's saying about the trans applies to his Abuser God? I mean, seriously! He's like a guy who keeps stepping on the same rake! Ha!"

Iam "Oh man... That... That is hard to watch..."

Hym "HE JUST KEEPS DOING IT! WALK AROUND! JESUS CHRIST!"

Iam "Uh... Oo! That one looked bad."

Hym "Holy shit! He is really going at it isn't he? Shit, I don't even know what to do here."

Iam "Should I... Should I got over there and move it?"

Hym "No. No... Just give it a minute..."

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "Hey! You... You gotta go around!"

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "AROUND! GO AROUND! oh, jesus... I don't know what to do here. I don't know what to do. I..."

Hym "This... This is fucking bizarre man. I don't even find it amusing anymore... It's just weird..."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

Female Narcissist Abuse

Female Narcissist Abuse is when a woman abuses her lover and gets away with it, there are cases of them being imprisoned, but it's so fucking short!

Dan: My wife keeps hitting me although I've done nothing...
Brock: I've heard of this, it's called Female Narcissist Abuse

by DictionaryDelivery July 15, 2024

"junk" filter abuse

Where you falsely tag one or more legitimate e-mails as "spam" merely because you'd prefer not to read the messages due to their containing unwelcome content, such as reminding you that you owe money, are responsible for performing certain arduous/unpleasant tasks, etc.

Practicing "junk" filter abuse may indeed prevent unwelcome e-mails from showing up in your inbox, but it merely "delays the inevitable"... the chickens are still gonna come home to roost eventually (i.e., your creditors and/or da cops are still gonna come knocking on your door in da end), but by then they will be "cackling mad" at your selfish/offhanded ignoring of them and their genuine issues with you, and so they will likely scatter poop and loose feathers all over you (i.e., deal with you a lot more harshly) when they finally arrive on your doorstep, rather than just placidly settling down in their stalls for the night, the way they probably would have if you had simply addressed their concerns in a timely/appropriate manner in da first place!

by QuacksO October 28, 2018