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Catholic Central

A sausage party of white males who don’t have any women to look at in school so they spend their time slapping and squeezing each other’s butts and have nude shower party’s in the locker room but also they love to make fun of LGBTQ+ while shaving each-others backs and ass after football practice.
Look that Catholic Central boy is wearing really really short lulu lemon shorts that are riding up his ass
by CCISDABEST June 12, 2020
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St. Gregory the Great Catholic Elementary School

A place where happiness , joy and laugher goes to die in the town of Oakville which is home to rich old white people. All the good teachers leave and half the students are back stabbing , rumour spreading wanna be regina George's .The education is non existent and the teachers bump up the grades of dumb rich kids to keep their parents happy.With Teachers who are tired of their lives and make an effort to deplete happiness if ur parents plan to send u there I'm sorry to inform u that they hate you.
I have depression

can be rephrased as....
I go to St. Gregory the Great Catholic Elementary School
by anonymous December 4, 2021
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Catholic School

A place where you have an easy religion class and get to miss half the day on Wednesday’s to go to mass. Also all the kids there are most likely atheist and/or gay. Walk into restroom, see two girls making out, shrug, it’s a Catholic this is normal.

I’m all seriousness tho most Catholic schools are fine, the kids there typically aren’t rich or snobby like some definitions suggest, actually the one I went to was filled with simple middle class kids like you probably are.
Man, I heard Claudia went to a Catholic School
Oh… so she’s gay then?
by Lethe_tea January 28, 2022
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A cathole

An asshole person, who’s cats define their life.
by Daily dick July 10, 2018
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Carmel catholic cafeteria food

This might be one of the best parts of Carmel. Like even if you’re not already hungry, the smell leading up to the lunch line as you walk towards the cafeteria generates this huge appetite in you. Like you start to starve no matter what food you had beforehand. It’s probably chemicals they put in it to get you to spend your money there. But who cares. The best food is actually the wraps and sandwiches that you can make yourself. Super underrated. And there’s ice cream and cookies every day and all these different drinks and sodas. Like yes it’s overpriced but it’s way better food than other cafeterias. Like it’s good quality. And the lunch employees are outstanding. The cafeteria food is one of the only things Carmel is good for ngl.
why am i so damn hungry
You are walking up to the cafeteria and you smell the Carmel catholic cafeteria food
It’s amazing
by ccanonymous January 28, 2025
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Catholic

Yoo, so I went to private school....... private Catholic Christian school.

In class, I was talking to someone and he said something stupid dumb and I reply " bro da hell man"

And I get to principal's office for using " innappopriate language " also " swearing "
And another time some stupid-ass decided to throw damn POOP he found on the floor.
I ignore it
2 months later I'm like to this Dumbass " Ayo bruh why the "heck" ya throw that damn POOP that you found on the ground at me ?" "HUH"
This kid strait up starts having a damn mental breakdown this was in 5th grade like less than 5 years ago
ALSO in 6th grade, I got paired up with a teacher who thought that "shut up was a swear word"
Here is definition btw
One of the largest religions in the world in wich, everything is a "sin", sex, masturbating, damn bro, even going to the beach and accidentally see 1 girl in a bikini
Person 1: "Hey! That's a catholic, lets torment him by telling each other to shut the hell up"
Person 2: "Yooo, great idea lad eshays btw SHUT THE HELL UP"
Later they giggle in class.
by DrBiGBallZ December 1, 2021
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Daddy Catholic

by Debskelly1985 May 12, 2023
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