by Robert MacKenzie August 30, 2005
while consuming alcahol, after an individual has thrown up from excesive consumption of alcahol, riding the "puke train" is when u keep drinking after you've already thrown up and you proceed to throw up again and again
(CAUTION EXTREAMLY DANGEROUS) and respectable
(CAUTION EXTREAMLY DANGEROUS) and respectable
by kyle toelken October 26, 2005
to "go to" or "wait at" the train station involves intently watching as your buddies run a train and lustfully wait in line for your ride.
Dude Mike that three hour wait at the train station was so worth it. That bitch took each of us like a beast.
by flossyflossay February 02, 2007
Mostly known from the hit Final Fantasy 6 parody Awful Fantasy 3, Man Train is a homosexual orgy of stregically placing men in a straight line and performing anal sex with the man directly in front of you, whilst recieving it from behind. Unless you're the caboose, which just might be one of the only two spots on the train that recieve the least please. The other being the front "Engine."
by Pen^2 April 30, 2005
n. A vehicular unit that is full of, or designed to haul, swamp donkeys (see also: sea donkey). Due to the sheer mass of a swamp donkey a vehicle with a chassis not engineered to support such an enormous load may be visibly evident by one or both bumpers dragging near the ground or, if an odd number of swamp donkeys are occupying the vehicle, a severe listing to one side.
Note: It is advisable to avoid Donk Trains on the road. Not only could their sloth-like appearance cause uncontrolled vomiting or seizures, but could possibly be a road hazzard.
The National Traffic Safety Board (NTSB) reported 5 deaths and over a dozen injuries caused by Donk Trains in the United States in 2005. The NTSB reports that non-commercial grade tires are prone to exploding from the enormous lateral force exerted by multiple swamp donkeys occupying a typical passenger car. This accounts for the bulk of the reported accidents.
In March of 2006 in upstate New York a family of 4 was killed in a Donk Train wreck. Both the NTSB and NHTSA concluded the accident was caused by un unevenly loaded Donk Train. The Donk Train's frame, while heavily listing to one side, twisted while going around a sweeping corner, then snapped in half and crossed eight lanes of heavy traffic. The front half of the Donk Train, with its two swamp donkey passengers securely wedged between the seat and the dash, rolled seven times, struck and crushed the Volvo sedan (arguably one of the safest cars in production), and instantly killed all passengers on impact.
Note: It is advisable to avoid Donk Trains on the road. Not only could their sloth-like appearance cause uncontrolled vomiting or seizures, but could possibly be a road hazzard.
The National Traffic Safety Board (NTSB) reported 5 deaths and over a dozen injuries caused by Donk Trains in the United States in 2005. The NTSB reports that non-commercial grade tires are prone to exploding from the enormous lateral force exerted by multiple swamp donkeys occupying a typical passenger car. This accounts for the bulk of the reported accidents.
In March of 2006 in upstate New York a family of 4 was killed in a Donk Train wreck. Both the NTSB and NHTSA concluded the accident was caused by un unevenly loaded Donk Train. The Donk Train's frame, while heavily listing to one side, twisted while going around a sweeping corner, then snapped in half and crossed eight lanes of heavy traffic. The front half of the Donk Train, with its two swamp donkey passengers securely wedged between the seat and the dash, rolled seven times, struck and crushed the Volvo sedan (arguably one of the safest cars in production), and instantly killed all passengers on impact.
Passenger: Look at that little car leaning on its side!
Driver: Oh shit it's a Donk Train!
Passenger: Does it have flat tires?
Driver: No those swamp donkeys are so heavy that the sidewalls are just collapsing from the stress. We better keep some distance if we want to live.
Driver: Oh shit it's a Donk Train!
Passenger: Does it have flat tires?
Driver: No those swamp donkeys are so heavy that the sidewalls are just collapsing from the stress. We better keep some distance if we want to live.
by Paul Dawson November 26, 2006
A line of people at a dance, in alternating guy-girl order, who all freak dance together, moving across the dance floor like a "train." Known to be very popular amongst underclassmen whores.
"The principal just didn't like the freak train I started. Especially when I tried to get her to be the conductor.
by krizzle April 21, 2005
A group of emo kids that only allows "beautiful" people in. They add their pictures all to a "train" posting them on Myspace bulletins, adding more and more people. To be accepted, you must apply to that specific train.
by Aravis Crockford August 13, 2007