Ultimate Crunch wrap supreme

When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.

Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.

by Stump Wizard October 30, 2024

Crunch

when you absolutely sock a nigga in his jaw

Tim: holy shit, johnny just got crunched
Jim: I aint ever seen a nigga get crunched that bad

by apricottimefrostlegend_4 December 2, 2024

RBG Crunch

A fat white trash hillbilly kid from the country who is a wannabe gangster that pretends to be black, he also has history of alcoholism and bitching out, as well as calling the police on people who mess with him.

RBG Crunch is a bitch ass nigga, imma beat his ass down.

by xxredeyexx December 31, 2024

Yo crunch

When some one is better than gurt (yo gurt) or a response to someone saying “Yo gurt”

“WE are not saying “yo gurt” in 2025 anymore WE all say yo crunch”

by notfroggers July 5, 2025

Louisiana Crunch Cake

After a spicy crawfish boil, a man takes a corn shit on her vagina then puts hot sauce on it then eats it.

I was in the bayou eating some Cajun boil and I decided it was time for a Louisiana Crunch Cake for dessert.

by B Rabbit 39 August 17, 2025

crunch

When your boss puts unreasonable deadlines and you have to work 80 hours a week for like 20 weeks in a row.

I used to enjoy going on walks after work but my boss told me we have to crunch for a few days but it has been seven months and I just want to see the sun again.

by davidovix September 21, 2025

Cinnamon toast crunch man

The mythical man in grey who arrives just in Time at BFHS to restock their cereal. Just in time for lunch! Saving the day and making a hero out of himself before departing in his Honda

Yo RYZ, Its the cinnamon toast crunch Man.

-RYZ *Chuckles*
-Freddie: Licks lips

by Jimmy Sanders 67676767 January 7, 2026