When you have a one night stand, wipe your butthole on her forehead when she's passed out and leave a mark like it's ash wednesday.
by Grudaddy7782 October 11, 2020

My girlfriend sent my titty pics on titty Tuesday an on wet pussy Wednesday sent me wet pussy pics .
by JoeDirt1986 March 1, 2023

Wednesday is a person with a heart of gold, they normally tend to hide the fact though. They are not afraid to try new things and explore they crazy new realms of this life, and they'll do it with a smile. Wednesday loves dark and scary places only because it helps them to feel more grounded in life, as does nature but if asked they would never tell. Wednesdays have a lot of issues with self image but will do anything possible to let someone else know that they are beautiful/ handsome, in a heartbeat. Wednesday can be described as a free spirit when it comes to dating, but in reality they want the one thing no one will give them. Wednesday is the best person to choose as a work partner, because they will spend countless hours studying, then more hours helping teaching their partners the information so they don't have to work as hard if they are not able to. If you talk to a Wednesday ask them about something they really like, and watch their eyes light up in excitement, and see just how passionate they are about the person or topic of their interest. All in all they are a wonderful person, but if you mess with them or the people they care about, watch as they turn from calm and collected, to villain in an instant. That is the only time Wednesday is truly "heartless".
Wednesday is the best person to have in my life.
by Calli November 24, 2021

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by chigganutter July 1, 2021

Jonas declined to join his friends at Taco John's to avoid Diarrhea Wednesday since he was flying to New York that day.
by Trektheusa May 13, 2014

Named after the phrase "wetness day", Wednesday is the day when rain happens often especially in the afternoon and the evening, like the one commonly witnessed in Bogor, Indonesia.
by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025
