Guy 1: what are you doing?
Guy 2: watching whole foods.com
Guy 1: ooo what kind?
Guy 2: wrinkly cantaloupes
Guy 2: watching whole foods.com
Guy 1: ooo what kind?
Guy 2: wrinkly cantaloupes
by Lloideferd May 23, 2021
Get the whole foods.commug. When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.
A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."
by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025
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