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Upper Jizzer

When someone ejaculates in the back part of the toilet.
I was trying to be discreet so I took an upper jizzer in the bathroom
by Blomblom2396 June 4, 2024
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Upper-class twit

A term used to describe progressive, and wealthy urbanites, and other types of people cut from a similar cloth who have no common sense, and whose wealth has sheltered them from having to deal with problems, hardships, and responsibilities that most functional adults learn to deal with from a young age.
The progressives are lining their own pockets to the detriment of the country and it's citizens and running the nation into the ground in the process.

They don't realize because they are upper-class twits.
by anonymous November 13, 2020
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Upper Decker

When you take a huge dump into the water tank, hence the name upper decker.

Y'all have probably seen many more definitions and guides, but I'm gonna teach y'all how to do one even better.

1. Follow the typical steps to taking an upper decker and take all neccessary precaution to not get caught.

2. On top of shitting the most horrendous turd you can manage into the water tank, also dump in a significant quantity of high calorie food or drink (like bread, meat, highly sugary drinks, etc). This gives the microbes in the shit food to feed on, making the toilet even more nasty on top of the shit thats in there.

3. Profit
Man, that dude Jim was so mean last night. I can't wait to see the look on his face once he finds out about the Upper Decker Moldy Edition TM I did to his upstairs toilet
by PT118 May 4, 2024
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Upper Cracker

A bubbly fart that rolls to the top of the butt crack. Typically it makes a higher pitch sound than a standard bubbly fart.
Did you hear Steve’s upper cracker in the locker room the other day? It sounded super weird.
by Campbell’s Soup January 16, 2022
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Upper Canada Migratory Bird Sanctuary

A campground close to Morrisburgh,ON.
I want to go to the Upper Canada Migratory Bird Sanctuary
by Dandras Anderson June 13, 2014
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Sixer Upper

A potential partner that isn't attractive and requires at least a six pack to have intercourse with.
John hooked up with a sixer upper last night... She looked like a yeti.
by Hellz1117 October 16, 2008
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Upper St. Clare High school

A High school in the suburbs of pittsburgh that is known for being spoiled and rich, It is also known for almost all the girls who go there being bops.
Dude 1: Hey man you doing alright you like kinda of sad
Dude 2: Naw man i am not alright I just found out that my girlfriend was getting a train ran on her
Dude 1: What School does your girlfriend go to again
Dude 2: She was from Upper St. Clare High School
Dude 1: Ah that makes sense all the girls there are hoes
by MIght_gai is him June 21, 2025
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