Linda: “I don’t know what else I can do! I’ve already used open expression and he STILL can’t take the hint!”
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You: Yeh, maybe we can hit some Express Stops and cut some drive time.
You: Yeh, maybe we can hit some Express Stops and cut some drive time.
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Get the 《¤》Humans《¤》Are《¤》Addicted《¤》To《¤》Expressing《¤》To《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》To《¤》Use《¤》The《¤》Pen《¤》Tool《¤》In《¤》Adobe《¤》Photoshop《¤》 mug.A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.
The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.
The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.
Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.
The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.
Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023
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The polar express is the most epic Christmas movie.
Oh look, there's at least one definition here that's not sexual.
Oh look, there's at least one definition here that's not sexual.
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