Toaster

An object, while plugged in, is perfect for the safety of a child, while it is in the bathtub.

Baby *crying*

Mom: Oh goodness the baby is drowning, daddy get the toaster!!!! Make sure to plug it in

Dad: Okay! *throws it in the tub*

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Given to a cis-gender female who has had a sexual relation, particularly coitus, with four or more penis-havers from the same collegiate fraternity.

Brother Chad was interested in this sorority girl, but I told him he would owe her a toaster if he proceeded.

by jorgenitales November 09, 2022

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by Carling jones May 20, 2018

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An amazing programmer who may or may not be a furry femboy and also plays Valorant, and who loves PHP.

Josh: Hey! I am having trouble setting up my server.
Calvin: Have you tried calling Toaster? Just ask him, but don't talk about PHP, or else.

by thatfunnygermanman November 03, 2022

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toaster

"toaster" may refer to:

-An appliance that is used to toast bread
-The EMD AEM-7 electric locomotive (could apply to ABB ALP-44)
-A protogen

"Yo, I just got a new toaster!"
"DUDE YOU GOT AN AEM-7???"
"Bro, I don't."
"You got a protogen?"
"FOR FUCK"S SAKE IT'S A THING USED TO TOAST BREAD!"

by siren_enjoyer March 30, 2023

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What Gacha Life children think is the funniest thing in the world.

gacha1: I identify as a toaster.

gacha2: LMAO IM DYING- OGRE9HGH9R-

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A fun to play with Bath Toy!! (Needs an outlet and to be plugged in, before putting it in the tub)

"I just got the new Toaster Bath Toy!!"

"Dude, that's Lit!"

by MannCow August 15, 2017

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