Shrek

Shrek is the most beautiful ogre you'll ever see. His eyes that stare deep into yours will make your heart flutter as he takes your hand and gives you the date of a lifetime. Don't give up on Shrek, he's very closed up at first. But once he begins to relax and the layers start to peel, who knows, perhaps you'll find yourself in his swamp...

Girl: I feel like Shrek is finally warming up to me.
Girl2: Have you seen his swamp?

Girl: I've had a little peek...
Girl2: Oh my god, he's totally into you!

by shrek_worshipper October 23, 2019

shrek

the super amazing green king 👑

shrek is amazing

by I_hate dolores umbridge March 9, 2023

Shrek

1. A green oger who wants to be left alone in his swamp and has a donkey sidekick.

2. The lord of all memes

All hall the All Mighty Shrek Lord of the Memes.

Shrek says "GET OUT OF MY SWAMP"

by MemeMan15 December 15, 2020

NAFTA helps Shrek

Getting rid of of Nafta hurts the environment and the swamp destroying his natural habitat, therefore causing him to die. If he dies we can't praise him , and that causes 100 million people to commit suicide

NAFTA helps Shrek and makes me happy.

by Osama Bin Laden 02 June 14, 2018

Shrek

God and donky is jesus

Bob: why is donky Jesus and not one of shrek's kids

Billy: we dont talk about that

by Shrek is god October 30, 2019

Shrek

An ogre who is like an onion who has layers

Shrek is like an onion it has layers

by Ur mom is hot.. ;) March 22, 2022

Shrek

A really terrible joke that ran out of steam a long time ago but band kids still want to use because they think it’s funny for some reason. Not actually funny and most normal people will just think you’re an annoying band nerd.

“He seriously made a shrek joke in 2021. What a band kid.”

by Freeswalans34 May 23, 2021