Greasy Derrick

When you put your partner on their back and their feet up by their earbones exposing their butthole in a vertical position. You then stand over the top of them and drill your boner down into their ballon knot.

I threw the lid ladies back out last night giving her a Greasy Derrick.

by Scrub in a bucket November 16, 2023

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big hairy dirty greasy balls

The most rarest balls on a person (usually male) you can find.

My uncle Fred found big hairy dirty greasy balls on an 18-year-old when he went to Ohio.

by thecharacterwannie June 18, 2023

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The greasy teabag

This is where you poop your pants with a very soft stool, then walk and sit and stand enough to smoosh the load all over your genitals. Now drop trou and proceed with standard teabagging proceedures.

After eating way to many prunes and way to much spaghetti, little Johnny had a unfortunate ( but opportunity rich ) loss of bowel control while dressed in his Sunday best. He then decides to make himself feel better by giving his drunk and passed out older brother ( who is normally quite mean to little Johnny ) "the greasy teabag".

by thckjnk April 19, 2013

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