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Tech Shrek

A moniker given by 4chan's /g/ board for Emily Young (formerly Anthony), who appears in many Linus Tech Tips videos and serves as a writer for the channel. The comparison to Shrek is due to Emily being overweight. The name Tech Fiona has also been used since Emily came out as transgender.
by xXBlazeMaster69 August 17, 2023
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Tech crush

Like a man crush or lady crush, when a heterosexual person has a "crush" on someone of the same gender, not sexual but kind of idolizing them, specifically for their technical prowess.
Many straight men end up having a tech crush on Troy Hunt (I don't blame them).
by trixmoto February 24, 2017
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Tech KNR

1)Tech-Know Nothing Really noun
A word to describe the accumulated knowledge of lies that are given to a customer to make them think you know a lot about what you are talking about when it comes to a computer and anything related to its uses. A common word swapped around the vast majority of fellow workers in the IT service industry.
“I’m afraid Ill have to do a check up on the Tech KNR before I can give you a update on that serial port set up sir”

“Don’t you know that you have to plug in the DDR Ram with the port setting adjusted in the BIOS setting to flash the processors core settings in its cash. This can all be found in my local Tech KNR data base sir.”
by Echo11 January 14, 2008
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process tech

Someone who wasn’t intelligent enough to be an engineer. Also known as a “pretendgineer”
I wish we had some real engineers instead of all these process techs.
by Billyblanksbody October 14, 2021
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Lynn tech

a high school in lynn full of horny spics and fake ass bitches.
susie: you want to go to lynn tech?
max: ya everyone says its the best school in lynn
susie: dont go there. its a piece of shit
by jfbajfnkakf May 22, 2018
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stupid tech

A moron that works on cars, usually at a dealership that does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose any electrical problem if their scan tool does not give them the answer. This person typically says the problem is a loose wire, something is grounded out or shorted out, or blame aftermarket electronics for the problem without any real evidence.
The stupid tech said that my window won't go up because of a loose wire behind my radio
by estebansux September 30, 2011
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tech addiction

Tech addiction is when someone relies on tech for normal daily activities and cannot survive without it. Tech addicts are shown to express distress when their signal is lost. A distempered tech addict should always be avoided.
Harold's tech addiction has got the better of him. I'm sure he's gonna off himself since his GPS went down.
by ooFUZZYoo May 28, 2010
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