Taintastic

When the taint is so good it's taintastic!

She got freaky on me and it was taintastic!

Taintastic by Lizzle My Nizzle September 7, 2018

funky taint 

A bad smell, stain, taste or similar. so bad that it draws up vomit to the back of your throte, and makes you dry-wretch.

omg that smells like shit man! you has got the funky taint.

funky taint by Bernard p December 9, 2007

silver tailed fox

A senior citizen with silver hair, a nice behind or breast that gravity has not turned its back against may also qualify, that one would consider hooking up with.

I couldn't help but notice that silver tailed fox's perfect form during her water aerobics class today...do you think i can convince her of a stand up 69 exercise?

silver tailed fox by thedude12456 December 15, 2010

Pony-Taint 

Term used for the naming off the "pony tail" created near the taint region of a man, generally 40 yrs old and above.

The a fore mentioned "pony-tail" is created when the gentlemen who is trying to look 20 yrs younger in the groin region , tucks the 10 sq inches of excess ball skin back with the use of a scrunchie thereby creating said ""PONY-TAINT""

Damn Jimmy I wish i could afford a real nut tuck operation so i could stop wearing a"Pony-Taint"

Pony-Taint by treemaninmo October 1, 2011

swampy taint 

A taint so unwashed it resembles the scummy bottom of a neglectful fifth grader's fishbowl

I had to stop eating Jessica's ass due to her swampy taint

swampy taint by willhop_onmydick March 8, 2016

Paint the Taint 

The act of a man pulling his cock out just before orgasm and ejaculating on a woman's crotch, coating it from pussy to ass.

Just as I was about to cum I felt the need to paint the taint so I pulled out and sprayed her crotch with a ferocity and volume I have never known before.

Paint the Taint by Kip Derringer February 25, 2019

cat's taint 

the skin between the balls and butthole on a cat.

Yo bro, look at that cat's taint! woah thats some meaty skin, I'd eat that!

cat's taint by Tyrannous aunt June 6, 2019