touching swords

When 3 men fiddle with their fiddles

The 3 three men where touching swords in the bathroom at Walmart

by Swoggity swag May 17, 2014

Touch Grass

A fucking dumbass little shithead that is connected to the online world and is stupider then us normal people. Just like m-

Person1: “Mm.. what are these liquid drops falling from the sky? Is it daddy zhonglis pee?!” Person2: “Ah, go touch grass you fuck.”

by Kiko/milkxssontiktok December 2, 2021

touche bag

(tOOsh-bag)-(n.)-in reference to the french word touche, it refers to an individual who is too much of a pompus ass to just accept defeat and must instead get the last word in stating, "touche."

That Nick Austin sure is a touche bag.

by nick6 November 27, 2006

touching cloth

When one has left it far too long before having a shit and the brown toad slips out early

Oh fuck, I'm going to have to leave you, as I think I'm touching cloth

by Mikey Ross July 26, 2003

poop touch

poop touch is deadly disease that when someone has it everyone runs away from that person, until they can pass it on to someone else

you got the poop touch

by redlion May 28, 2014

Touch grass

TOUCH GRASS BECAUSE LARRY IS REAL.

ANTIS: Are you serious? Larry is not real. Go and touch grass.

by ALWAYSINMYHEART1D November 17, 2020

Touch Football

A sexual innuendo for fingering a girl or a handjob on a dude

Me: Dude we are totally going to play touch football later.

Him: Is she or you going to be the QB?
Me: Both ;)

by sharpieee October 21, 2010