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ghost touch

She Gave Ben Good Top.
Ghost Touch: She Stuck It All The Way In Her Mouth
by GetTheGhostTouch November 16, 2016
mugGet the ghost touchmug.

touching swords

When 3 men fiddle with their fiddles
The 3 three men where touching swords in the bathroom at Walmart
by Swoggity swag May 17, 2014
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touche bag

(tOOsh-bag)-(n.)-in reference to the french word touche, it refers to an individual who is too much of a pompus ass to just accept defeat and must instead get the last word in stating, "touche."
That Nick Austin sure is a touche bag.
by nick6 November 27, 2006
mugGet the touche bagmug.

touching cloth

When one has left it far too long before having a shit and the brown toad slips out early
Oh fuck, I'm going to have to leave you, as I think I'm touching cloth
by Mikey Ross July 26, 2003
mugGet the touching clothmug.

poop touch

poop touch is deadly disease that when someone has it everyone runs away from that person, until they can pass it on to someone else
by redlion May 28, 2014
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Touch grass

TOUCH GRASS BECAUSE LARRY IS REAL.
ANTIS: Are you serious? Larry is not real. Go and touch grass.
by ALWAYSINMYHEART1D November 17, 2020
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Touch Football

A sexual innuendo for fingering a girl or a handjob on a dude
Me: Dude we are totally going to play touch football later.

Him: Is she or you going to be the QB?
Me: Both ;)
by sharpieee October 21, 2010
mugGet the Touch Footballmug.

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