Romanian third testicle

Storing weed or other drugs in a kinder-egg toy container tucked in your underwear, near your nuts.

- Yo, look at that guy's crotch! I think he's sporting the Romanian third testicle!
- Damn right.

by MisterDeluge October 10, 2014

third world problems

When someone doesn't know how to properly use "First World Problems" and accidentally uses "Third" instead. Sometimes, someone named Chad is known to use the term incorrectly - then argue about it indefinitely.

"Your <insert first world problem here> is a thing? Third world problems"

by StephCoast September 12, 2013

third nipple impulse

The sudden, often irresistible urge to do something incredibly stupid.
Because third nipples are so weird and unnatural, they cause people who have them to do weird and unnatural things.
A good excuse for doing something weird if you do have a third nipple.

"Jonny, WHY did you stick your foot in that glass jar?"
"Third nipple impulse! I couldn't help it!"
"Why did you walk around with it like that?!"
"THIRD NIPPLE IMPULSE!"

by Mrs. Horrible April 3, 2009

third log syndrome

Anything that can be described as impossible, or defying a set law of the universe; something which has the ability to disrupt the space time continuum.

In Back To The Future Part III, as the third log hits in the locomative, the delorean's front lifts up into the air, which is impossible with the set limits shown in the movie. Third Log Syndrome.

by KevinTehLeet September 18, 2006

Third Knee

Another word for mound, gut locker, burger or spam wallet. It refers to female genitalia, specifically shaven.

Her third knee was dripping

by herilak July 28, 2017

third eye blind

A guy who doesnt care what the girl looks like because they are drunk or just want some pussy... third eye is the dickhole

WHOA that white boy must be third eye blind that girl looks like star jones and chris rock!!!

by here i am December 28, 2005

Third Party Humping

The act of being repeatedly bumped into by a person being humped. Usually seen in cases in which you and the humpee are sitting down next to each other.

John: Did you see Kyle hump Brenda on that bench today?
David: Actually, he was third party humping me. So yes, I did.

by Scarred Victim of This April 15, 2011